Vacuosity

Doggie shame

Have you ever noticed how foolish men look in films when they're humping? They're all hunched over and pathetic, trying to see if everything is going okay. I can only imagine that it stands true for real life too. I'm glad there's no mirror in our bedroom.

Women don't look like that. Women look great in bed, regardless of how they're positioned, the angle, whatever. It's great, all of it. It kind of explains why men want the light on, but the women keep it off.

"Yeah, honey...uuuhh, if you plan on visiting my side of the Seally tonight, lose the lamps. Okay?"

posted by David @ 1:41 a.m.