Everything I know about life I learned from playing Megam
1. Sometimes, standing still is your best option.
When you have no idea what's going on, take a second and watch what happens.
When you have no idea what's going on, take a second and watch what happens.
2. Watch the little guys.
Just because they're cute, ir doesn't mean they don't bite.
3. You'll always do better the second time.
You're going to get screwed over... just try not to get suckered by the same thing twice.
4. Charge headlong all full speed.
Yeah, you take some bruises, but you usually get farther.
You're going to get screwed over... just try not to get suckered by the same thing twice.
4. Charge headlong all full speed.
Yeah, you take some bruises, but you usually get farther.
5. Don't fall into bottomless pits.
Okay, there may not be a real world application here, but if there WERE any bottomless pits, then this would be really good advice.
6. Perseverance pays off.
If you stick with it, stuff that seems impossible, eventually becomes doable. If you're lucky it even becomes easy.
7. Use your enemies' weapons against them.
Just don't try one on the same guy you got it from. He knows that trick already.
8. Keep your classic blue suit.
You might stray, try on different colours and styles, but you'll always come back to what works.
Okay, there may not be a real world application here, but if there WERE any bottomless pits, then this would be really good advice.
6. Perseverance pays off.
If you stick with it, stuff that seems impossible, eventually becomes doable. If you're lucky it even becomes easy.
7. Use your enemies' weapons against them.
Just don't try one on the same guy you got it from. He knows that trick already.
8. Keep your classic blue suit.
You might stray, try on different colours and styles, but you'll always come back to what works.
9. Your biggest battles are always ridiculously unfair.
Your opponent is bigger, stronger, and way better-funded. And he cheats. But you can beat him anyway.
10. Rehabilitation doesn't work.
No matter how much someone evil promises that they will change, don't believe them.
No matter how much someone evil promises that they will change, don't believe them.
