Vacuosity

Groan

You know things have gone way wrong when...

...your six-year-old son uses the word "fashionable" in casual conversation.

...there are more bags under your eyes than the kitchen sink.

...your one-year-old understands what "I love you" means but responds with a swat in the eye.

....someone in the house bought Oprah magazine.

...your baby has molars.

...you realize that you spend less than $20 a year on condoms, and you use one every time.

...a fine meal produces more rumbling from your innards than a 747.

...your video game-crazed boy asks to be grounded from games.

....you have more fun toboganning than your kids.

posted by David @ 12:25 a.m.