Vacuosity

Murder in the house

There has been a brutal slaying in an East-end Lindsay home this week. An innocent topic was cut down in its prime, another victim of over-exploration.

Evidence showed that the young topic, Julia's Grandmother's Move, struggled valiantly to remain conversable throughout Sunday evening, and most of Monday following a large family gathering. The family attacked the helpless topic with vigor, probing and poking it callously until finally, exhausted, it expired. The family cruelly continued to beat the dead topic until this reporter could bear to watch no longer.

A sobering sight it was, and one that I hope never to witness again.

posted by David @ 10:21 p.m.